What’s the difference between my mom and the twin towers my mom got hit by two cars the twin towers got hit by two planes
I know a good airplane joke but it would probably go over your heads. The twin towers: no it won't.
What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
spongebob teeth upside down is the twin towers spongebob:9 letters squarepants:11 letters Sponebob did 9/11
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
I had sex with twins, well I think it was twins all my rage victims look alike
what did one twin tower say to the other? Be back I gotta catch a plane
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the twin towers anyway
Why are the Twin tower actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Two Twin Towers Topple To Terrorists Terrorizing Twenty To-be-doomed Trip Takers
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the twin towers. But that's just my opinion.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are Dead.
The twin towers are like snowmen they fall and crumble
What where the twin towers plains
Gods playing Jenga
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort there twins. Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
“Twins sitting in class” Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
