Turkey jokes
Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.
Johnny was watching TV when he heard them say "bitch" and "bastard," so he asked his dad, "What is a bitch and bastard?"
Dad said, "A bitch is a female, and a bastard is a male."
Then Johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say "ass" and "shit," so he asks his dad what "shit" and "ass" means. Dad says, "A shit is shaving cream, like what I'm putting on my face, and ass is a coat. Why don't you bug your mom?"
So Johnny goes back to the TV, and then they say "fuck," so Johnny asks his mom what "fuck" means. Mom says, "Fuck means carving, like doing to the turkey." Then a few minutes later, Johnny hears a knock on the door, so he answers it. He then says, "Welcome, bitch and bastard, may I tack your ass?" The people then ask where his parents are. Johnny says, "My dad is putting shit on his face, and my mom is fucking the turkey."
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."