Tuner jokes

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.

According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?