Trump Supporter Jokes

Lightbulb

How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.

Job

Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!

Orphan

What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?

No one likes them.

Nut

There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.

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  • Order

    What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?

    Answer: Attorney General William Barr!