
Transit jokes
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...