Transit

Transit jokes

Friend

  • My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

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  • Condom

  • If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

    I dunno man, worked for me.

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  • Mama

  • Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.

    Teacher

  • My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.

    Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!

    My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.

    Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...

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