Train Driver jokes

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?

A train driver's egg sandwich.

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?

Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”