Tower jokes
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.