Tower jokes
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Hey, letโs go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. ๐
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. ๐
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.