Tower jokes
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
"I’m coming for you two!"
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.