The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
What do your BF and the twin towers have in common?
They both never get erect
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
In a kahoot and your the twin tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996
Even the twin towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
U.S.A: No Queen? England: No towers?
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
