Toma jokes
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
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Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
Tamalito.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
Blue Takis?
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Taja?
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!