Toma jokes

Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.

Johnny: What?

Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?

Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!

Ex: Awhh!

Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.

Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Blue Takis?

What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?

Ketchup!