Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
i shouted at a kid I told him to get his parents
it was the last time I worked at an orphanage ,🤣
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
I don't get it
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Arab rizz Are u a tower cause I wanna blow u up and don't let's your friend know about this Rashid I told u not to blow it up I had it
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
