Told jokes

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:

"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."

😳

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?

"Can you show me what rape is?"

What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?

"I don't get it."

I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.

One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.

A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

My grandpa told me I was too dependent on devices. I told him he was a hypocrite and unplugged him from his life support.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.

The doctor told me I'm color blind...

Me: That's out of the purple!

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.

But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?

I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!