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The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin
Mom:its time for sleep.Baby:is that what you think huh.Mom:*gives baby pacifier*.Baby:nice try hobo.Mom:well ill come back later to see if hes gone asleep.*few hours later*Baby:*still awake* Mom:why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!.Baby:Lol i told you nice try haha
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose it can’t cause it can’t run yet
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
What’s the hardest part about f...ing toddlers?
My boner
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with north korea
whats the difference between a pool and a toddler? one doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? -- One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
