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Baby Talk Negotiations

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The Coffee is morbider
8 years ago ยท
  • Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.

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    Explanation

  • The joke is a comparison between the difficulty of getting a baby to talk and negotiating with North Korea. It highlights the idea that both are difficult, frustrating, and can feel impossible.

    Comments (1)

  • Anonymous

    3 years ago

    na make norht korea into kim jong un

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