Things jokes
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.