Ther jokes
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
When you still there?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
