Their jokes
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.