Their jokes
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!