Their jokes
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.