Their jokes
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.