Their jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.