Their jokes
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.