Their jokes
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"