Their jokes
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"