Their jokes
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.