The jokes

What did the pen say to the pencil?

The pen said, "You're pointy."

Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.

Johnny: What?

Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?

Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!

Ex: Awhh!

Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.

Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?

Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.

It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?

The cat says "me toooo!"

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.

It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?

"It has no home button."

The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.