The jokes
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Make this the most liked comment!
(I'm a girl btw)
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Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.