The jokes
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.