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What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.

Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”

Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”

Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?

Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.

What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?

When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)