The jokes
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
Haha, the joke is me.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!