The jokes
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
I'm not racist, but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.