The jokes
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
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What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.