The jokes
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Do you see the toilet?
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.