The jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.

I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!

What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?

"Sum Ting Wong."

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

"Last night I had a meme."

Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.

They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.

What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.

How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.

Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.

A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

What is the thing that orphans miss the most?

Their parents.

What's the worst TV series for orphans?

Family Guy.

What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?

Homecoming.