The jokes
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.