The jokes
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
What were the webs?
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
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Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.