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The jokes

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.

Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

The next time I knock on your door, I'll hit you instead of the door.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?

Me: The boomerang came back.

If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?

I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.

Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.

Haha, I fucked you over!

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.