The jokes
A depressed kid went to go high five a tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”