The jokes
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.