The jokes
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Little Johnny was walking down an alley and saw a lamp. After he rubbed it, a genie came out and said, "You have 10 seconds to have one wish." Little Johnny says he wants to pee alcohol. The genie grants his wish. He tells his family, and his sister doesn't believe it. After having a drink, she says, "We should have this every night!" Little Johnny gets two cups every night, one for him and his sister. He does the same thing for four nights. Eventually, he ran out of cups and has one left. He gives it to himself, and his sister asks, "Where's my cup?" Little Johnny replied, "You're drinking out of the bottle tonight."
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
The school shooter when the cops show up be like:
"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."