The Purple jokes
I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?