The Purple jokes
I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.
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The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
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Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.