The People jokes
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.