I lost my job at a research facility,the people were too chill for me.
To the people who have seen Meet The Fockers at the movies and they hated it, Fock You Motherfockers!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
