Terry Crews jokes

Cock.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”

In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.