Terrorist Group jokes
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
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1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more