Terminology jokes

I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."

Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans have relationships?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."