Terminology jokes
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".
If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".
If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."