Terminology jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like "ankle biters", "rug rats," and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, "carpet muncher" doesn't mean what I thought it does.
Eshay.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
