Terminology jokes
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
