Terminology jokes

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."

Why can't orphans have relationships?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬

Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.

Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?

Chromozoned.