Tendril jokes

Garden

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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  • Buddy

    I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."

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  • Memes

    Wiener

    Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

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  • Wiener

    Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

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  • Community

    The True Dagger

    It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a d… Read more