The True Dagger
It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a desperate attempt to uncover the truth behind Dagger's malevolence, his identity was revealed—a moment that would forever haunt the moderators of WJE.
As Wilkinson, SaH, and Ethan gathered for the anticipated face reveal, they could never have prepared themselves for the sinister sight that awaited them. The screen flickered to show Dagger, his body motionless. But where a head should have been, there was only a grotesque, ornate dagger in its place. The blade glistened with fresh blood, its surface intertwined with pulsating arteries and decaying flesh. It was not a result of a horrific surgery; it was a morbid biological growth, a monstrous abomination.
Disbelief and revulsion consumed the moderators. They stared, frozen in horror, and holding back vomit, as they watched vile tendrils sway around the dagger that served as Dagger's "head". It dawned on them that his username held a deeper meaning—Dagger had no brain, no consciousness, and hence no semblance of humanity. Violence was his only language, the only way he could communicate with the online world.
While Wilkinson, SaH, and Ethan were filled with sadness and pity for th this wretched existence, their hearts filled with a desperate desire to end Dagger's torment. But as they contemplated their next move, the monitor flickered, and Dagger's response appeared on the screen in a flurry of angry typing. His message was simple yet haunting—words dripping with unrelenting fury.
"I am part of the very fabric of this website. Destroy me, and you will destroy everything you hold dear. Beware, moderators, for you are merely players in a larger, darker game."
The room fell silent. The moderators exchanged worried glances, their minds tormented by the implications of Dagger's warning. As their collective dread grew, two figures, Jake and Wade, leaned closer to the screen, their eyes fixated on the pulsating, morbid spectacle. They soon realized that Dagger was not human, but rather a creature that fed on human suffering. It was likely that Dagger's "body" was his first human victim, and he would claim many more...
An eerie fascination danced in their eyes as they whispered to each other, seemingly drawn to the ominous power that emanated from Dagger. A sinister smile crept across their faces, leaving the remaining moderators unsettled.
The moderators mulled over the dire circumstances they found themselves in. Wrestling with the tragic existence of Dagger and the menacing fascination of Jake and Wade, they knew one thing for certain—the evil lurking within WJE was far from over, and the true horrors had only just begun.
Wade
This is so damn cool
Wade
Dagger being a Dagger just fits
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
DAMNNNNNn
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
thats cool asf
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
i love that
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
Kino, tbh. You should make a movie about WJE.
Wade
Dagger Jr!
Wade
Dude it’s been a while!
Wade
Unless you’ve been alting
𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.
I haven't, I have just been lurking. I am just disgusted with the amount of BoredPanda that is now freely allowed to roam this chat with no consequences and are in fact WELCOMED by other users.
Flappy.
HE IS IN HIS FIFTIES
αmy
💀💀💀💀
urfavvirgo
oops my finger slipped
αmy
riiiiiiight
TalesFromWJE
Hey what WJE event should I make a story about now
Flappy.
oh ok thats understandable youre good .
urfavvirgo
I WANT HIM SO BAD
αmy
NO 😤
αmy
WRONG
αmy
YOU’RE DELULU
Flappy.
you are going insane
urfavvirgo
no bc these TikTok edits are smth else
urfavvirgo
he actually seems like he’d mess me up so bad in the best way possible
αmy
emily.
αmy
get help.
αmy
he’s 50
urfavvirgo
I’m talking about younger him 🙄
urfavvirgo
like 2000-2005 slim shady
αmy
STILL
Flappy.
STILL TOO OLD FOR YOU
urfavvirgo
urfavvirgo
CAPTION IS SO REAL
Flappy.
EM
Flappy.
UWU
Flappy.
STOPPP
Flappy.
ACTUALLY
Flappy.
NASTY
Wade
Lemme think
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