The True Dagger

The True Dagger

It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a desperate attempt to uncover the truth behind Dagger's malevolence, his identity was revealed—a moment that would forever haunt the moderators of WJE.

As Wilkinson, SaH, and Ethan gathered for the anticipated face reveal, they could never have prepared themselves for the sinister sight that awaited them. The screen flickered to show Dagger, his body motionless. But where a head should have been, there was only a grotesque, ornate dagger in its place. The blade glistened with fresh blood, its surface intertwined with pulsating arteries and decaying flesh. It was not a result of a horrific surgery; it was a morbid biological growth, a monstrous abomination.

Disbelief and revulsion consumed the moderators. They stared, frozen in horror, and holding back vomit, as they watched vile tendrils sway around the dagger that served as Dagger's "head". It dawned on them that his username held a deeper meaning—Dagger had no brain, no consciousness, and hence no semblance of humanity. Violence was his only language, the only way he could communicate with the online world.

While Wilkinson, SaH, and Ethan were filled with sadness and pity for th this wretched existence, their hearts filled with a desperate desire to end Dagger's torment. But as they contemplated their next move, the monitor flickered, and Dagger's response appeared on the screen in a flurry of angry typing. His message was simple yet haunting—words dripping with unrelenting fury.

"I am part of the very fabric of this website. Destroy me, and you will destroy everything you hold dear. Beware, moderators, for you are merely players in a larger, darker game."

The room fell silent. The moderators exchanged worried glances, their minds tormented by the implications of Dagger's warning. As their collective dread grew, two figures, Jake and Wade, leaned closer to the screen, their eyes fixated on the pulsating, morbid spectacle. They soon realized that Dagger was not human, but rather a creature that fed on human suffering. It was likely that Dagger's "body" was his first human victim, and he would claim many more...

An eerie fascination danced in their eyes as they whispered to each other, seemingly drawn to the ominous power that emanated from Dagger. A sinister smile crept across their faces, leaving the remaining moderators unsettled.

The moderators mulled over the dire circumstances they found themselves in. Wrestling with the tragic existence of Dagger and the menacing fascination of Jake and Wade, they knew one thing for certain—the evil lurking within WJE was far from over, and the true horrors had only just begun.

Comments (1000)

This is so damn cool

Dagger being a Dagger just fits

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Kino, tbh. You should make a movie about WJE.

Dagger Jr!

Dude it’s been a while!

Unless you’ve been alting

I haven't, I have just been lurking. I am just disgusted with the amount of BoredPanda that is now freely allowed to roam this chat with no consequences and are in fact WELCOMED by other users.

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

I haven't, I have just been lurking. I am just disgusted with the amount of BoredPanda that is now freely allowed to roam this chat with no consequences and are in fact WELCOMED by other users.

Dagger and I are trying to do something but we are extremely outnumbered.

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Also, I don't consider you a BoredPanda user. You grew out of that phase and I'm proud, son.

Thank you father

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Of course, because the opposition is BP.

And Jake, and the other mods

I don’t know

There’s been a lot of drama

Lynx, Toast, Dagger, and myself are all against that

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Do tell.

Well one night Dagger wanted to ban the BTS nerds, but he said he didn’t want the other mods pestering him, I said I’d been banning the fags for weeks and nobody cared, so he banned the nerds, I banned like one, that’s where it started

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After that some came back and started trying to make a case for themselves and just being emotional bitches, Dagger and I argued for a bit but then he dipped, Jake and Ethan became aware of the situation then everything went to shit

And then basically I argued with Jake a lot and shit and Ethan was neutral and then he decided to make community guidelines, I also banned Opal for not shutting up during the mod chat and that made Jake angrier

Next day Ethan gets in contact with Matt and begins working on the community rules and basically everyone is on board besides me and the 3

I basically say I’m gonna continue to ban fags and I get tagged team by the whole site basically

Jake blackmails me into exposing all my alts, but I expose them myself to take away his joy, then last night Lynx got into a fight with Jake and then they made up or soemthing and now here we are

The WJE Tales post explains it pretty well actually

Toast ツ

the lore is so deep

It is bro

Toast since you’re Riddler you have to make blog posts exposing the corruption of the site, just don’t flood a city

but my loyal following wants to shoot up a place

Toast ツ

but my loyal following wants to shoot up a place

I’m still in Arkham so I can’t help ya with that

Wade

I’m still in Arkham so I can’t help ya with that

Im going to touch you innapropriately

Kristian‽

Im going to touch you innapropriately

I don’t drop the soap

Wade

And then basically I argued with Jake a lot and shit and Ethan was neutral and then he decided to make community guidelines, I also banned Opal for not shutting up during the mod chat and that made Jake angrier

I fucking hate that jew.

Wade

Next day Ethan gets in contact with Matt and begins working on the community rules and basically everyone is on board besides me and the 3

Damn, Matt's on board with these horrible rules? Fuck this, we need WJE2 now.

Wade

Jake blackmails me into exposing all my alts, but I expose them myself to take away his joy, then last night Lynx got into a fight with Jake and then they made up or soemthing and now here we are

LYNX got into a fight?

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the drama on here has been crazy

Toast ツ

the drama on here has been crazy

It’s crazy

everyone was angry at each other

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Ok, tell me about the Lynx vs Jake fight.

I think Jake and Lynx were arguing cuz Lynx shit talked Jake’s gf but I wasn’t rlly there

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

STFU

What did I do 😓

DONUT TY THIS IS THE BEST EXPLANATION EVER

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Fine.

DAGGER JRRR

I MISSED YOU

ok sorry.

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𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

AMY! I should be unhappy to see you, but somehow I'm not. Anyway, shut up and let Donut tell us a tale.

bet ok

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Cope, I hate jews.

Wasn’t about you at all, it was about what Madi was saying about lynx said.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

A sexual joke with a train cause i called the train hot

And Jake got genuinely pissed at that?

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𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Hello, Jake. You are the best moderator ever and stuff.

Fr

wait was the joke though

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Hello, Jake. You are the best moderator ever and stuff.

pfffft

αmy

wait was the joke though

^^^

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

Anyways so Lynx was being a immature bitch cause he had a bad headache and was bored

Based, he still has the spirit of old WJE in him.

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

杰克是个大基佬

lol fr

αmy

wait was the joke though

tgggyhbv

WHATVWAS THE JOKE MADISON

αmy

WHATVWAS THE JOKE MADISON

BRUV

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Where the fuck did Wade and Donut go? I want answers.

Class switch sorry, I’m back

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Yes, let us see the meme.

Dude it was so funny

Jake was getting jealous of Thomas the Train

Wade

Jake was getting jealous of Thomas the Train

no he wasn’t

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Big Brother (Jake) is watching, so don't say anything bad or he'll ban you! (Oooooh, spooky).

Shut the fuck up, that’s not what it was

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Big Brother (Jake) is watching, so don't say anything bad or he'll ban you! (Oooooh, spooky).

Very spooky indeed

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Hahahahaha is this real?

Dude yes it was so funny

maybe he’s a little biased towards madi sometimes

but still

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Oh, what i meant to say is... Jake was justified and right and stuff. #JakeRightsareHumanRites!

Hail Jake or he’ll cut off your pp

stop dogpilibg him

dogpilibg

ok then

Oh yeah we’re dogpiling Jake

The Unknown King of Moderation

I’m tired of seeing people treat Madi the way they do sometimes, it’s fucking stupid and immature

Fr I love donut

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

POAST THE MEME

They deleted it

The Unknown King of Moderation

I’m tired of seeing people treat Madi the way they do sometimes, it’s fucking stupid and immature

*all people

not just madi

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Woah, careful, he might think you're trying to hit on her.

I’m straight

αmy

not just madi

No, just Madi

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

You should say "I greatly respect Donut" instead, and even that's iffy.

😭

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Woah, careful, he might think you're trying to hit on her.

ok that was pretty funny, i missed you

Wade

No, just Madi

i mean, he shouldn’t be biased just towards madi

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Woah, careful, he might think you're trying to hit on her.

He’ll ban lol

The Unknown King of Moderation

I’m just extra defensive when it comes to her

right.

I’m on no one’s side. I’m confused and also idk

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

She was in on the joke too, though.

what was the joke?

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Post meme, if it's funny then I'll decide if Lynx was justified or not.

It was Thomas the Train saying something like Donut I’ll show you my funnel or Donut is getting railed tonight

Wade

It was Thomas the Train saying something like Donut I’ll show you my funnel or Donut is getting railed tonight

Wtf

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

ISNT BRO LIKE FUCKIN 40?

If so he’s an old man compared to us lol

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

topkek

Lynx made it in like a minute lol

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

That's fucking genius

Dude it was, it was hilarious

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

He said he's 16

Lol exactly

The Unknown King of Moderation

Man you guys are fucking insufferable

why the fuck do you think we’re in here?

Look I gotta go because me and haerin are gonna call 📞

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

i call cap

Not everyone that uses proper grammar is "le old man". They're just smart. Dagger is also 16.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

THATS PEDAPHILA

pedophillia

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

KYS AMY

i’m good

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Not everyone that uses proper grammar is "le old man". They're just smart. Dagger is also 16.

Dagger and Lynx are both W’s

Wade

Dagger and Lynx are both W’s

dagger is

it’s fun to talk to him about church

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

I HAVE DSYLEXIA

I think I have Dyslexia….I think I have Dyslexia

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Well, Donut, if it was me instead of Lynx, I would've made a much worse Thomas meme that would make Jake loopban me.

I wouldve annoyed you with elmos world and my little pony

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Well, Donut, if it was me instead of Lynx, I would've made a much worse Thomas meme that would make Jake loopban me.

Lmao now I wanna see that

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

Dagger sucks

No, in fact the post we're on explains why he doesn't pretty well: "I am part of the very fabric of this website. Destroy me, and you will destroy everything you hold dear."

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

No, in fact the post we're on explains why he doesn't pretty well: "I am part of the very fabric of this website. Destroy me, and you will destroy everything you hold dear."

Dagger IS the site

The Unknown King of Moderation

You guys hold him too high lmao

that’s true

The Unknown King of Moderation

You guys hold him too high lmao

Because he’s better

i think most of the people here hold themselves too high

The Unknown King of Moderation

Wade you haven’t the slightest idea of how the site used to be

According to Lynx, I’m pretty darn close

with no real evidence to back them up

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

No, in fact the post we're on explains why he doesn't pretty well: "I am part of the very fabric of this website. Destroy me, and you will destroy everything you hold dear."

yall dont even respect him anymore you just worship him its fuckin weird

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

yall dont even respect him anymore you just worship him its fuckin weird

It’s like a fucking Dagger cult

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

yall dont even respect him anymore you just worship him its fuckin weird

^^^ he’s not god

The Unknown King of Moderation

Wade you haven’t the slightest idea of how the site used to be

I do, I was in the jokes section in 2021. It was like this but with intellectual arguments and insults. They were 10 times worse than now. Why lie?

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

I do, I was in the jokes section in 2021. It was like this but with intellectual arguments and insults. They were 10 times worse than now. Why lie?

Lynx said I’m the only mod that wants to preserve the old site, and when I said Dagger too, he said that Dagger is better than the mods so he doesn’t refer to him as one

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

yall dont even respect him anymore you just worship him its fuckin weird

I don't worship him, I just understand that he's the only reason the site hasn't gone to shit yet. If he wasn't moderator, you other mods (except Wade) would rape the site into a Reddit clone.

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

I do, I was in the jokes section in 2021. It was like this but with intellectual arguments and insults. They were 10 times worse than now. Why lie?

The site has become a more personal and closed space between users since then. Things have changed, holding onto the weird past isn’t going to help anything

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

exactly so yall needa CHILL

don’t loop me in

i think most of you are in the wrong

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

I don't worship him, I just understand that he's the only reason the site hasn't gone to shit yet. If he wasn't moderator, you other mods (except Wade) would rape the site into a Reddit clone.

Dagger is basically the only thing standing between this site and a BoredPanda fag takeover

The Unknown King of Moderation

The site has become a more personal and closed space between users since then. Things have changed, holding onto the weird past isn’t going to help anything

"Weird past" Fuck off with your blasphemy. The "weird past" is what made this site soulful. This "close knit safespace" is soulless.

jake shouldn’t have gotten so mad, and most people on here have massive egos.

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

"Weird past" Fuck off with your blasphemy. The "weird past" is what made this site soulful. This "close knit safespace" is soulless.

SAFEPLACe

that’s hilarious

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Cope and ban me but you know I'm right.

Dude the story post was so accurate, the factions are forming

you people bully each other, yet you claim this to be a safe place?

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

"Weird past" Fuck off with your blasphemy. The "weird past" is what made this site soulful. This "close knit safespace" is soulless.

“Blasphemy.” So it really is a fucking religion to you

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

it was a privilege for him to have those powers and just because he speaks grammatically correct its some "higher value" then the other users on here

He didn’t even want to be mod

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

True, TalesFromWJE is a prophet.

Seriously tho, sadly we are extremely outnumbered

Wade

He didn’t even want to be mod

you don’t deserve it either, wade.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Wade deserves it the least

i agree.

you should have seen his immaturity long ago.

Wade I can’t seem to recall a single thing you’ve done since becoming mod that has actually helped the site

αmy

you don’t deserve it either, wade.

You think you do?

Wade

You think you do?

have i claimed that?

The Unknown King of Moderation

“Blasphemy.” So it really is a fucking religion to you

The old site, with its estranged members and lack of moderation was actually more connected than this forced "friendship" you have created. When there's no moderation, people eventually get bored of mindlessly hating each other and love triumphs overall. The best way to sow love in this site is to allow them to hate each other first. The weak will die and the strong will prosper.

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The Unknown King of Moderation

Wade I can’t seem to recall a single thing you’ve done since becoming mod that has actually helped the site

All I see is you banning people who attack your girlfriend and stopping emo kids from killing themselves

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Wade

All I see is you banning people who attack your girlfriend and stopping emo kids from killing themselves

like you’re the Messiah?

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

The old site, with its estranged members and lack of moderation was actually more connected than this forced "friendship" you have created. When there's no moderation, people eventually get bored of mindlessly hating each other and love triumphs overall. The best way to sow love in this site is to allow them to hate each other first. The weak will die and the strong will prosper.

That was the point of the purge

Wade

All I see is you banning people who attack your girlfriend and stopping emo kids from killing themselves

Maybe you would understand the protective mindset I have if you actually knew how to talk to girls instead of sitting in your weird fucking room worshipping superheroes

Wade

All I see is you banning people who attack your girlfriend and stopping emo kids from killing themselves

True, he should just let natural selection take its course.

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Wade

All I see is you banning people who attack your girlfriend and stopping emo kids from killing themselves

Im sorry all I see you doing is bullying people AS A MOD banning people for just "being annoying"

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you don’t know much about either.

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Ooo someone’s mad

that fact that you call women bitches is telling enough.

I touched a nerve huh Jakey?

Wade

I touched a nerve huh Jakey?

he sure touched yours yesterday

ain’t that right carter slade?

right johnothan?

Amy stop dick-riding Jake

Why do you torture us with your relationship on here? Discord, email, social media, anything exists, and you choose to force your relationship on a joke site where people are just trying to have fun.

am i right, rorscach?

You suck up to literally everyone

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Why do you torture us with your relationship on here? Discord, email, social media, anything exists, and you choose to force your relationship on a joke site where people are just trying to have fun.

Dude they use uwu crew too

Wade

You suck up to literally everyone

haha the irony

Opal. READ

why does everyone argue

OPEN YOUR EYES AND READ

THEN SHUT UP

you know i’m right, dp

You’re never right Amy

The Unknown King of Moderation

Look I’m done with this shit, Wade you’re not going to be on the mod team for much longer.

Why cuz I called ur online bitch not a real bitch?

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Wade

You’re never right Amy

but i am, spiderpunk!

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Dagger no one likes you.

Even if you kick me off mod, I’ll still Continue what I’m doing

look at all these fake friends you’ve made for yourself

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

You don't represent this site. Wade is a BP member and he understands the point of this site better than you do. Pathetic.

Hey dagger jr what’s poppin

don’t you ever get lonely?

Opal you just said nobody likes him to Harry what’s poppin

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

I extinguish your menorah with my piss.

Don’t bring that shit up

Wade

Opal you just said nobody likes him to Harry what’s poppin

Ik

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dagger jr

The Unknown King of Moderation

Antisemitism is bannable now fuckass

Don’t think dagger will like you banning his son

where have you been?

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Shut up broski bro

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Jews have done nothing good for you. Your worship for them is almost as weird as the worship for Dagger on here.

Can we not start talking about Jews here

it’s not worth it

The Unknown King of Moderation

Dagger can go fuck himself, Wade

And you can go fuck your online girlfriend

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔍𝔯.

Jake finally shows his true colors.

I can show my true colors if u keep being a lil bitch

Im fucking sick and tired of having to deal with you and get you to chill the fuck out, quit fucking saying shit so you can seem like "your better" than everyone else because CLEARLY FUCKING NOT. If you say another thing to Jake we are going to have problems.

Wade

And you can go fuck your online girlfriend

HAHAHA

Wade

And you can go fuck your online girlfriend

Since you can’t get any real bitches

trying to give them dignity only reduces our own.

Everyone has their own opinions

and the site has a lot of personalities

so it wasn’t made to be perfect

Opal. What.

Dagger!

Wade has done nothing but destroy the shit that is infecting this site.

everyone is fucking up the website

everyone has played their role

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

what has opal done hm?

I’m innocent 😇

Maybe im not innocent I have like 10 personalities

I’m sorry to see you have turned to this, old friend.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Oooh are you gonna go tattle to daddy?

Actually Dagger Jr is my dad and Dagger is his dad

Anonymous

I’m sorry to see you have turned to this, old friend.

What happened to you man? What happened to the fun, kind dagger that you used to be?

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i was banned from day one bc of dumb reasons and everyone including me can be bitches sometimes

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Dagger I’m going to be removed, so I won’t be able to ban the fags anymore

Yeah? Well, you can’t have any more goddamn conversations with these absolute retards.

Anonymous

Yeah? Well, you can’t have any more goddamn conversations with these absolute retards.

You can, I do it all the time

Anonymous

Wade has done nothing but destroy the shit that is infecting this site.

can we talk about church

instead of this

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The Unknown King of Moderation

There’s so much negativity, so much hate, compared to the positive place this used to be

please.

you know that’s not true.

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They will not change and we do not need their miserable asses on here.

this site is a shithole.

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No, it’s YOU! Your stupid hateful mindset is affecting all the people who looked up to you, who still DO look up to you

it’s not changing.

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that’s crazy

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Honestly, he’s kind of right.

ShyDragon3

hi

Shitbags like this are what I’m talking about.

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WHAT DID I MISS I TREID TO CHANGE MY PFP

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The Unknown King of Moderation

But now she’s off the site.

left for now or gone forever?

The Unknown King of Moderation

Impossible to tell, she disappeared.

oh :(

The Unknown King of Moderation

My guess is parents.

sad :(

MY PARENTS ALMOST FOUND PUT

The days can be good if we all agree to just agree on something

snd some people will be annoying

It doesn’t matter just ignore them it’s really not that ward

Opal lol

snd some people will be annoying

am i? i hope not

ShyDragon3

am i? i hope not

No I like you

The Unknown King of Moderation

To a hellish dystopia of hatred

i know it firsthand. but i also know that it’ll never change.

why try?

The Unknown King of Moderation

She remembered the good days.

I just wanted to bring those back. To ban the retarded they/them furries and end up with the only sane people left.

Anonymous

I just wanted to bring those back. To ban the retarded they/them furries and end up with the only sane people left.

But that’s no way to fix things

Opal lol

No I like you

who are you? i don’t think i know you

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

Wade seems awfully quite

quite retarded, he is.

Just stop banning ppl for existing

why should I be banned based of religion

why was the kpop Stan’s banned for liking music

Anonymous

I just wanted to bring those back. To ban the retarded they/them furries and end up with the only sane people left.

so why not tell them to stfu and ignore them? its that simple continue the conversations your having with the sane people

Opal lol

It doesn’t matter just ignore them it’s really not that ward

Considering how many of them there is, it’s impossible.

Anonymous

Considering how many of them there is, it’s impossible.

True but idk

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

thats deep

Deep fr

The Unknown King of Moderation

If you’re such a god to these people dagger, you should know why

I never chose to be a damn saviour and god to them.

I don’t know what I did to get people to look at me as a supreme leader.

I told them many times to think for themselves.

jake stop wasting your time.

we both know that this isn’t getting anywhere.

they are rooted in their ways

The Unknown King of Moderation

But then you crumbled while the respect for you stayed

No, my good nature crumbled for this site. In real life, I am as loving and caring as I always was. Maybe even more. It’s my deep hatred for this site and the assholes in it that ruined my attitude here.

Anonymous

No, my good nature crumbled for this site. In real life, I am as loving and caring as I always was. Maybe even more. It’s my deep hatred for this site and the assholes in it that ruined my attitude here.

Then why stay here? Why keep doing what you’re doing if it’s just getting worse?

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Anonymous

No, my good nature crumbled for this site. In real life, I am as loving and caring as I always was. Maybe even more. It’s my deep hatred for this site and the assholes in it that ruined my attitude here.

I find that so hard to believe man theres only been one time you've ever been SLIGHTLY nice.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

I find that so hard to believe man theres only been one time you've ever been SLIGHTLY nice.

He used to be fantastic

The Unknown King of Moderation

Then why stay here? Why keep doing what you’re doing if it’s just getting worse?

What an I doing? Talking a bit of trash to zoomers and banning a few annoying bastards.

I don’t know why I stay.

As an Asian person I’ve always been discriminated against on this site but I’ve learned to just get over it. I know I talk about it a lot but everyone’s been talking about banning and shit and I feel like some ppl get more attention that others.

ShyDragon3

is this an argument?

no shit? get the fuck out of here.

αmy

no shit? get the fuck out of here.

there is shit.

Anonymous

As an Asian person I’ve always been discriminated against on this site but I’ve learned to just get over it. I know I talk about it a lot but everyone’s been talking about banning and shit and I feel like some ppl get more attention that others.

Shut your victim ass up. Nobody “discriminated” you.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Amy, relax

i’m at my fucking limit jake

The Unknown King of Moderation

You did

I didn’t hate this fag because she was asian.

they did shit to me too and subsequently forgot about it. why do they get mercy?

GG Miller

calm down

shut the fuck you fatass piece of shit

The Unknown King of Moderation

Amy, I’m trying to help

no, what you’re trying to do is make yourself feel better about the shot that goes on here.

αmy

no, what you’re trying to do is make yourself feel better about the shot that goes on here.

I’m trying to make it a better place for everyone

The Unknown King of Moderation

I’m trying to make it a better place for everyone

it never has been, and it never will be

The Unknown King of Moderation

I’m struggling to bring back the positivity the site once had

oh that positivity is long gone my friend.

and it’s not coming back.

stop wasting your precious time on us.

Anonymous

She was annoying as hell.

It wasn’t js u lol

The Unknown King of Moderation

We’ve had great times on here!

only to mask the real cruelty.

i bet you had some really fun times while you bullied me.

i bet you had so much fun.

but it doesn’t change the fact that it happened, and continues to happen.

wut if we all just explained ourselves and apologized ok I know that’s never gonna happen but it would be interesting

so build you facade, jake.

I’ve had my moments of being a terrible person, and I’m sorry about that. I’m trying my best to be good to everyone despite my countless flaws

Same I’ve been rude to ppl so im sorry 😢

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

we have some HELD GRUDGES HERE

why should i not hold on to it?

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

when specifically *I* bullied you because I had reasons and suspicions by the way you spoke to me and acted

no no, you ALL bullied me.

the fucking memes, the little stabbing comments.

all because

you had some imaginary problem with me

so fuck your “positivity” jake.

fuck it to hell and back.

there never will be any.

people have been mean to amy and she did nothing tho

donut I don’t wanna argue w you but you insult everyone a lot

How the fuck is it amy’s fault if you started it

Anonymous

donut I don’t wanna argue w you but you insult everyone a lot

Let’s just stop targeting each other lol

The Unknown King of Moderation

Let’s just stop targeting each other lol

Fr im sick of this shit

The Unknown King of Moderation

Let’s just stop targeting each other lol

“lol”

no one is being nice to anyone including me so yall just stfu and I willl too

that’s kinda what im hearing

ok but you don’t have to attack her

Ah, yes. Women fights are quite a pain in the ass to watch.

Listen, I never enjoyed bullying people. I’m only this way because I’m tired.

I dont wanna fw people younger than me

Anonymous

Listen, I never enjoyed bullying people. I’m only this way because I’m tired.

Same

Simba (alt no. 2)

leo, GO TO SLEEP

I cant

You may think I’m immature, but no. I’m simply exhausted from seeing these absolute degenerate parasites.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

im still hyper

We can see that.

Anonymous

You may think I’m immature, but no. I’m simply exhausted from seeing these absolute degenerate parasites.

Then just leave. Stop coming back if it’s hurting you that much. If the site is affecting your well being to this extent, it’s not healthy to be here

im in a foreign country alone. so maybe thats why im ticked off.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Then just leave. Stop coming back if it’s hurting you that much. If the site is affecting your well being to this extent, it’s not healthy to be here

I’m only hateful when I come here. It doesn’t affect me in the real world yet.

The Unknown King of Moderation

*yet*

Exactly.

I keep coming back in hopes of catching a glimpse of the golden age.

I had hateful friends and that fucked me up

Anonymous

I keep coming back in hopes of catching a glimpse of the golden age.

Being like this isn’t going to bring those days back

The Unknown King of Moderation

*yet*

Technically the online personality is a severe exaggeration of who you really are in the real world

The Unknown King of Moderation

Being like this isn’t going to bring those days back

I know.

The Unknown King of Moderation

I don’t understand it

dopamine rushes

Simba (alt no. 2)

Technically the online personality is a severe exaggeration of who you really are in the real world

I’m not a psychopathic senseless monster.

I really really like this website but people take shit too far sometimes.

Anonymous

I’m not a psychopathic senseless monster.

right. you just are a troll

The Unknown King of Moderation

So why keep doing it? Do you find joy in hurting other people?

I used to.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Attacking users won’t do that

try telling that to wade

Simba (alt no. 2)

right. you just are a troll

Not even that.

ehen I first joined it was very enjoyable and then I kinda fucked up and people started hating me lmao but that’s not important

The Unknown King of Moderation

Then why do you still do it if it doesn’t bring you joy?

Because I can’t stand the stupidity that reeks off of users here. Idiocracy is the only time I go off.

I have to go now because im going to try to sleep. Update me when I get back besties

I’m not tolerant like you.

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Don’t kick Wade. I’ll talk to him.

When Cacey was being preyed on by creeps, we drove them out. When Caitlyn was being bullied, we drove them out. When Hailey was showing signs of suicide, we supported her

The Unknown King of Moderation

THOSE were the times when we were happy

That’s why I’m so bitter.

We don’t have any of the classic bullies to fend off. No people to protect as mod. Just annoying retards with no life who live in their own shit.

There are the people who unintentionally do things that are annoying to some, and there are those who willingly and deliberately try to fuck with people

If someone’s doing something unintentionally that annoys you, rather than being hateful and attacking/eradicating them, help them to be better! Help them to realize

People on here do SO MUCH that annoys me, but I still tolerate it because I care about them and I care about this being a place where an actual community can function

Ask Dagger what he thinks about my eldritch portrayal of him.

Anonymous

I’m not a psychopathic senseless monster.

Well you're not gonna like my post then

Bro, your stories are absolute masterpieces.

TalesFromWJE

Ask Dagger what he thinks about my eldritch portrayal of him.

I went a book

TalesFromWJE

Well you're not gonna like my post then

I love them.

Anonymous

I love them.

Is it canon, then? You're actually a sentient dagger?

The Unknown King of Moderation

People on here do SO MUCH that annoys me, but I still tolerate it because I care about them and I care about this being a place where an actual community can function

COUGH me

TalesFromWJE

Is it canon, then? You're actually a sentient dagger?

I am both.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

COUGH me

mhm, you fs

I choose to be either ones.

Anonymous

I am both.

My headcanon is you use your Dagger head as a skull and impale one of your victim's head on it to look human

The Unknown King of Moderation

She’s not annoying 😭

im js playing i love madi lmao

TalesFromWJE

My headcanon is you use your Dagger head as a skull and impale one of your victim's head on it to look human

That’s sick.

Which event would you like me to convert to story form next?

TalesFromWJE

Dagger lore fr

Indeed.

TalesFromWJE

Which event would you like me to convert to story form next?

The argument in this post. You can exaggerate and make it epic.

So we have the Wade alt event, we have the Wade BTS event, the Lynx vs Jake event, the Pizza and Burrito invasion event, the opal alts events

I have to run. Toodles, everyone.

The Unknown King of Moderation

SW vs WJE

Yoooo that would be sick

i have a meet tomorrow:(((((

I wish I could write without AI though lol because ChatGPT kind of feels bland unless I pump the prompt full of info

I put the most info in this one that's why it's so good

TalesFromWJE

So we have the Wade alt event, we have the Wade BTS event, the Lynx vs Jake event, the Pizza and Burrito invasion event, the opal alts events

Yes

Anonymous

Don’t kick Wade. I’ll talk to him.

I’m always on

The Unknown King of Moderation

For what?

SWIMMING SMH 😭

I HAVE TO GO AGAINST FUCKIN D1 PEOPLE

TalesFromWJE

Wade

YES

The Unknown King of Moderation

Imagine swimming in winter

I KNOW

I used to watch him so much in like 2017

urfavvirgo
Image

based

Simba (alt no. 2)

Hello amy the narccisist

narcissist

Simba (alt no. 2)

you called urself. what do you mean

can you please write a grammatically correct sentence? you’re rambling.

grammatically correct arguments are so much fun

theyre so fun to watch too

Simba (alt no. 2)

Hello amy the narccisist

Yup, ur cool

urfavvirgo

EMINEMS SO FINE.

PLEASE STOP

urfavvirgo

EMINEMS SO FINE.

Can confirm

Flappy.

HES NOT ANYMORE

ONG

αmy

can you please write a grammatically correct sentence? you’re rambling.

ever heard of irony?

Simba (alt no. 2)

ever heard of irony?

…buddy, that’s not irony. it’s just mental retardation.

αmy

PLEASE STOP

NO BC HE IS AND IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN ITTT

urfavvirgo

NO BC HE IS AND IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN ITTT

NO. STOP. BAD EMILY

urfavvirgo

IS EVERYTHING

NO

Flappy.

NO

THANK YOU

I FEEL LIKE HE HAS A BIG DICK YK?

HE IS IN HIS FIFTIES

urfavvirgo

I FEEL LIKE HE HAS A BIG DICK YK?

💀💀💀💀

αmy

💀💀💀💀

oops my finger slipped

urfavvirgo

oops my finger slipped

riiiiiiight

Hey what WJE event should I make a story about now

urfavvirgo

oops my finger slipped

oh ok thats understandable youre good .

urfavvirgo

I WANT HIM SO BAD

NO 😤

YOU’RE DELULU

you are going insane

no bc these TikTok edits are smth else

he actually seems like he’d mess me up so bad in the best way possible

emily.

get help.

he’s 50

I’m talking about younger him 🙄

urfavvirgo

like 2000-2005 slim shady

STILL TOO OLD FOR YOU

urfavvirgo

CAPTION IS SO REAL

STOPPP

TalesFromWJE

Hey what WJE event should I make a story about now

Lemme think