Ten tickles jokes
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
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How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
"Hee hee touched me."
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My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.