Ten tickles jokes
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
"Hee hee touched me."