Temperament jokes

Demon

What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?

The Demon at least has a trade offer.

December

Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?

They're cool and chill.

Man

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

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  • Mood

    You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.