Temperament jokes

What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?

The Demon at least has a trade offer.

Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?

They're cool and chill.

Like if you know someone is emo.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

like if you know someone that is emo.

Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.