Temperament jokes

What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?

The Demon at least has a trade offer.

Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?

They're cool and chill.

My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.

Like if you know someone is emo.

like if you know someone that is emo.

I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)