Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Tee Jokes
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"
"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."
"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?