Teardrop jokes

Emo

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?

The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.

Fall

Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?

  • 3

    • Memes

    Teardrop memes

    Onion

    what's the difference between a baby and an onion?

    I cry when I chop up an onion.

    Emo kid

    An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

    The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.

  • 5

    • Community

    Ayy, yuh, ayy, uh, uh, uh Comin' from the NextLane

    Moonrock with the Glock, I can't Milly Rock, uh Tear drop on my homie's face, he caught a body No DM, I'm her MCM on Instagram My skin peanut butter color, inside, whip is really jelly Moonrock with the Glock, I can't Milly Rock, uh Tear drop on my homie's face, he caught a body No DM, I'm her MCM on Instagram My skin peanut butter color, inside, whip is really jell… Read more

    Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe

    Elimination time, it's Cake at Stake Pencil's out and taken away Where'd she go? Their jaws are slack Four brings d… Read more

    Community